Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t cotton to rapists

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

What is something you have to share?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I see through liars

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t buy bullshit

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I actually pay taxes

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Are you afraid to get married and why?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for traitorism

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I can read

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I can count

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center